Dialogue

Dialogue
Cleo: Hey Daddy!

Dad: Hi honey!

Cleo: Can I ask you something...?

Dad: Yes! Sure, what do you want?

Cleo: Can i borrow some money please?

Dad It depends, for what do you need it for?

Cleo: I wanna have bigger boobs! I'm not happy with my boobs. They are very small, aren't they?

Dad: Hmmmm... I'll think about it, but I don't think that you need it. Beside it costs a lot og money and I don't want to give you so much money.

Cleo: But I want them! I will pay the half of them myself!

Dad: Oh my god! But why do you want to have bigger boobs?

Cleo: Okey... It's Scoot, the new boy of my class. He is very cute and people say to me thyat he only likes busty girls... And do you also like busty girls, don't you?

Dad: And you don't want me to spend my money on this son of bitch, do you? I'm sorry Cleo... You have to appeal to people for who you are...

Cleo: Yes daddy but... It's Scoot...

Dad: Cleo, no fuck!

Cleo: Okey... asshole! (quietly)

Dad: Excuse me? What do you say?

Cleo: Nothing Daddy... I love you thanks!

Dad: Ah yeah, me to baby, you will thank me in the future! ;)

My oral presentatio reflection

Oral presentations never has been something that I have known do it very well. This oral presentation generally hasn't been too bad. At the beggining as the majority of the class I supose, I was a little bit nervous. For this reason I had to read the text a lot of times.When I put nervous , I forget the things like the presentation. Appart of this I think that our work was good.I wanted to do it about el hormiguero because I had 'trancas' and I thought that do the presentation with the participation of the toy, would be a good idea.And it was, wasn't it?. We do people laugh, it was good :)

Can we live without humor?

Humor is one of the main important things in a human life, it's very linked with health. People without humor are very sad, and unsociable. People have to have relations with other people and without humor this relations aren't possible. People likes other people if make they laugh or if they're fine together. This is possible thanks to the humor. I think that a sad life is impossible, sad people ends badly. Live without humor should be very boring,one of the best things are laugh with friends... without humor friends shouldn't be exist neither.
In conclusion, we can life without humor, yes, but in a different way. Really it shouldn't be LIFE it should be pass the days, bored, since the death.

The Joke

Oral presentation

Hello everybody, we are Simon, Pablo , Guillermo and we will do our oral presentation about a type of humor. Humor on tv programs.

We will do the presentation about the main tv programmes of humor we usually see.

First of all I want to present you a friend. Do you know who is?

He will do the presentation with me

El hormiguero.

The hormiguero as you know, is a TV talk show.

It has been relay on Cuatro television for 5 years since now that it’s relayed on Antena 3.

The program is directed and presented by Pablo Motos with the help of Trancas and Barrancas.

El hormiguero have the main collaboration of Raquel Martos, Juan and Damian , Luis piedrahita , Marron, Jandro, the men in black, and before with Flippy but he no participates more.

The program is on tv Mondays to Thursday and Saturdays at nights.

The last year the hormiguero passed to call hormiguero 2.0 and with the colaboration of Jackie Chan and Will Smith in their first show, the program got their first record of audience 2.442.000 viewers.

This year el hormiguero calls 3.0 and in the debut with antenna 3 has beated they own record with the collaboration of Antonio Banderas with 3 millions of viewers.

One of the main reason that the hormiguero is so famous are their guests.

A lot of famous people has been to the hormiguero, the fun of program is that they make famous people do strange and funny things and every body want to see this.

Some famous people that has been in the programme are:

-Shakira, Will Smith and Jackie Chan, Antonio Banderas, and Elsa Pataky, Mario Casas, , Yahel, , Hugh Jackman, Fernando Llorente, Pique, Villa, , Djockovick … and more and more famouses.

The programme is structurated by sections. The main are:

- The news, that is at the beggining of the programme. They show funny news.

- Trancas and barrancas question’s to the guests. They ask silly questions .

- Magic tricks with Luis Piedrahita

- Stupit inventions of jandro

- Before the science with flippy, now with marron.

- The butterfly effect with marron. That consist in a type of circuit made with objects.

-The kiosk with juan and damian. They talk about the funny things of the magazines.

And to finished the programme , the song ‘go to sleep’ where everybody dance and sing.

Well, I have to say that I’m a fan of this program and I think that is very interesting and funny and I recommend it to everybody.

Climate change and extreme temperatures

The climate change beggins to be very remarkable: the increased about one degree Celsius in average temperature over the past half century can be linked between 90% and 100% to human activity that promotes global warming, experts say. Scientists have warned of this several years. The impact of global warming is becoming increasingly climate phenomenons.

Mainz-Cologne suspended by the referee's suicide attempt

The Bundesliga match would have to play Mainz and Cologne has been suspended for the alleged attempted suicide of the college that would has to referee the match, Babak Rafati . As reported in the German newspaper Bild, the referee was found at home with his wrists cut.

The referee, of Iranian origin, is in the Bundesliga since 2005 and is international since 2008.

Ice Age 4

After Ace age one , Ace age two : the melting and Ace Age three: dawn of the dinosaurs, the sabre-toothed squirrel Scrat will go nuts again in Ice Age 4.

His acorn quest takes him to the ocean as Sid, Manny and Diego find themselves split off from their herd when continents start to break up. The new film, Ace Age : continental Drift opens on July next year and promises to be as fun as the previous films.

Gridiron Gang

Gridirong Gang is a very good film that is about a prison to people that they are under-age. In this prison, the boys who have done a crime, are since they are adult. When they are adult, they be free again and the majority of them returns to the prision or die in street fights etc. One of the instructor of the prison have an idea. He makes a football team with the boys of the prision. At first the team doesn't work but with the trainings and with the time, he makes a good team, where all are friends with the others, where all fight to win and to improve, he makes a real team.
Thanks to the team, the majority of the boys when be free choose to take a better live with a familly, with a good job ... Really, the football team gets improve the live of the boys.
Definetelly Gridirong Gang is a very good film that I like very much. It motivates me a lot. I recommend it to everybody who is in a team, or who has been in a team and to every body generally.

Mireia's birthay

Mireia is a good friend of mine. Her birthay is the 14 of November and to celebrate it we went to play bowling a Saturday in Figueres. The same day , it was the football match Esplais vs Figueres. This match was between the two bests football teams of their league. We went too see the match because in esplais plays a lot of our friends and in Figueres plays my friend Costa . It was a good match too see which team is better. Esplais scored the first goal but finally he losed 6-2. They played a good football match but they had bad luck and scored 2 goals himselfs and the referee sent off two players of the esplais team. Costa scored one goal. It was a very ggod match . After watched the football match, we went to the bowling. That day I discovered that I'm very bad playing bowling. All the time I throwing the ball out... But I passed a good time with my friends anyway.
After playing bowling, we went to dinner in a bar near the cinema. The dinner time was very good. The bar had got an Xbox and we played a lot of time.

Finally everybody went to mon the nit pub but I had to play a football match the next day and I went home early.

Sport

Sport for me is one of the best things that exist. My favorite sport is football. I love play and watch it. I'm of the Real Madrid but also I like very much watch matches of another teams like Rayo vallecano, Atletico de Madrid, Barça etc
I play football in a team too. I'm in A.E roses, before I was in the esplais team but A.E calls me and I change to this team.
Apart of football, I like another sports. One of my favourites is tennis. When I was a child, I was in a tennis club in figueras. I don't like watch tennis on tv but I support Rafa Nadal and sometimes I watch his matches.
Other sport that I like so much is taek wondo. I practiced it when I was younger in a gym in figueres.
Football, tennis and taek wondo are the three sports that I've practiced but I also like another sports like ping pong , gymnastics, paddel, kayak ...
Moreover, I also like do another types of sport like running, swimming, jumping, weightlifting, cycling ...
One of the reasons that I love doing excercise and sport is that when you finsh, you stay very relaxed and with the time, your body feels better and you feel better too. I think that our body is like a machine, and is important to use it .

Nice Summer

Last summer was amazing. The only bad thing was that I had to do the TDR.

At the beginning of the holidays all friends of 'batxillerat' went to Llança some days. We stayed in a camping 3 days and we passed a very good time. We went to the beach every day and maked parties at night. After Llança came St.Joan. I went to Simon's and I slept in there, it was a very good StJoan's night too.
Some days later, I went to Almeria. In Almeria I had a lot of fun. Every day in Almeria was special. After this two weeks I came back here. I stayed in St Pere a lot of days before went out another time. This days I met friends . We went play football, fishing, we sailed with my cayac to the river, we went out at nights, we did a lot of bike tours ... And I started the football season with my new team, A.E Roses.

And finally, the two weeks before start the school, I went at first to Benicassim one week. Benicassim is a town in Valencia that is near the sea when we have a house. And the second week we went to mallorca because my uncle is living there now and we visited him a few days.

Veraa !

Vera is a municipality of Almeria province , in the autonomous community of Andalusia, Spain. It's here:





In my opinion is the best place to go holidays. Since four years ago, I have been going Almeria every year for holidays. I love Vera. I have a lot of very good friends in there. Some of them are from Madrid, other from Melilla, and the rest from Andalusia. I pass a really good time when I go, we're always together, all days. We go to play football, to the beach, to the swimming pool, to the disco , to play padel etc
Every year I've gone Vera in Summer in July with my family but this year I want to go alone. I will be in a friends house, or I'll rent a house with a friend.
At nights in vera always we meet in a park that is near our urbanization and we are there since 2:00 AM. But only the days between the week. On weekends we go out to Mojacar. Mojacar it's a town where are a lot of pubs and discos along the beach. We take a bus to go, and another bus to return. The places we go more frequently are the Buddha pub, and Maui beach. There are some vidoclips about maui beach:





But there aren't only this videos about my holidays in Vera, some friends and I did this other : xD

Simon Zbinden

Simon Zbinden is one of my best friends. I have known him since 2th of ESO.
Phisically Simon is perfect XD He's between 1,70 meters and 1,80, I don't know exactly how tall he is. He has short brown hair, the crest is his hairstyle , he use 'babaria' fixing hair, I know because I have been in his house a lot of times and I've seen it. His eyes are brown, he uses glasses because he can't see far things.

Simon is a very good person, sometimes he can be apparently a bit strange because he makes strange sounds in class or plays special jokes... it's his personality.

He likes football very much, he supports FC Barcelona.His favorite football player is Carles Puyol and John Terry and Ferdinand form the Premiere League . He practices football in the Esplais team, he is the captain. His dream is one day to be able to play in the first team of Esplais and play with his national team, Switzerland.

Simon has a girlfriend, her name is Judit Congost.

Simon's is in Empuriabrava, he has a very big house in front of the channel. We call it 'Zetahouse' He has a boat, and sometimes we go with him to the sea.

Definetely, Simon is a good friend and I recommend to everybody meet with him.

E-mail: My dreams

Hello Sonia! How are you ?

Well, I don't know how beggin to explain which are my dreams because I have a lot.

I classify my dreams in two groups:

Possible dreams, things that one day could be, and impossible dreams, dreams that never will be real.

My possible dreams , short.term, are pass 2nd of 'batxillerat' with a good mark to enter in the university I want, the 'Universidad Politecnica de Madrid' to study CAFE : 'Ciencies per l'activitat física i l'esport'. It's a bit difficult because a part of the mark I have to pass a few physicall tests to enter. This year I'm playing in a new football team, A.E Roses, that is in a better category than my last team, and I want to score a lot of goals with this team and if it's possible win the league too.

My possible dreams, long term, are live in Madrid and have my own house and my car and a beautyfull girldfriend and when I'll living in Madrid, do the Atletico de Madrid's tests to enter in the team.

About my impossible dreams... I have a lot. I want playing football in the Real Madrid when I'll be older, I want to be rich, be friends with Cristiano Ronaldo, travel to the moon and discovered another planet with intelligence life... I think that the univers is amazing and I should be very happy If one day could travel to the space.

Well, these are my main dreams and goals to the moment and I hope perform them all.