Dialogue

Dialogue
Cleo: Hey Daddy!

Dad: Hi honey!

Cleo: Can I ask you something...?

Dad: Yes! Sure, what do you want?

Cleo: Can i borrow some money please?

Dad It depends, for what do you need it for?

Cleo: I wanna have bigger boobs! I'm not happy with my boobs. They are very small, aren't they?

Dad: Hmmmm... I'll think about it, but I don't think that you need it. Beside it costs a lot og money and I don't want to give you so much money.

Cleo: But I want them! I will pay the half of them myself!

Dad: Oh my god! But why do you want to have bigger boobs?

Cleo: Okey... It's Scoot, the new boy of my class. He is very cute and people say to me thyat he only likes busty girls... And do you also like busty girls, don't you?

Dad: And you don't want me to spend my money on this son of bitch, do you? I'm sorry Cleo... You have to appeal to people for who you are...

Cleo: Yes daddy but... It's Scoot...

Dad: Cleo, no fuck!

Cleo: Okey... asshole! (quietly)

Dad: Excuse me? What do you say?

Cleo: Nothing Daddy... I love you thanks!

Dad: Ah yeah, me to baby, you will thank me in the future! ;)

My oral presentatio reflection

Oral presentations never has been something that I have known do it very well. This oral presentation generally hasn't been too bad. At the beggining as the majority of the class I supose, I was a little bit nervous. For this reason I had to read the text a lot of times.When I put nervous , I forget the things like the presentation. Appart of this I think that our work was good.I wanted to do it about el hormiguero because I had 'trancas' and I thought that do the presentation with the participation of the toy, would be a good idea.And it was, wasn't it?. We do people laugh, it was good :)

Can we live without humor?

Humor is one of the main important things in a human life, it's very linked with health. People without humor are very sad, and unsociable. People have to have relations with other people and without humor this relations aren't possible. People likes other people if make they laugh or if they're fine together. This is possible thanks to the humor. I think that a sad life is impossible, sad people ends badly. Live without humor should be very boring,one of the best things are laugh with friends... without humor friends shouldn't be exist neither.
In conclusion, we can life without humor, yes, but in a different way. Really it shouldn't be LIFE it should be pass the days, bored, since the death.

The Joke

Oral presentation

Hello everybody, we are Simon, Pablo , Guillermo and we will do our oral presentation about a type of humor. Humor on tv programs.

We will do the presentation about the main tv programmes of humor we usually see.

First of all I want to present you a friend. Do you know who is?

He will do the presentation with me

El hormiguero.

The hormiguero as you know, is a TV talk show.

It has been relay on Cuatro television for 5 years since now that it’s relayed on Antena 3.

The program is directed and presented by Pablo Motos with the help of Trancas and Barrancas.

El hormiguero have the main collaboration of Raquel Martos, Juan and Damian , Luis piedrahita , Marron, Jandro, the men in black, and before with Flippy but he no participates more.

The program is on tv Mondays to Thursday and Saturdays at nights.

The last year the hormiguero passed to call hormiguero 2.0 and with the colaboration of Jackie Chan and Will Smith in their first show, the program got their first record of audience 2.442.000 viewers.

This year el hormiguero calls 3.0 and in the debut with antenna 3 has beated they own record with the collaboration of Antonio Banderas with 3 millions of viewers.

One of the main reason that the hormiguero is so famous are their guests.

A lot of famous people has been to the hormiguero, the fun of program is that they make famous people do strange and funny things and every body want to see this.

Some famous people that has been in the programme are:

-Shakira, Will Smith and Jackie Chan, Antonio Banderas, and Elsa Pataky, Mario Casas, , Yahel, , Hugh Jackman, Fernando Llorente, Pique, Villa, , Djockovick … and more and more famouses.

The programme is structurated by sections. The main are:

- The news, that is at the beggining of the programme. They show funny news.

- Trancas and barrancas question’s to the guests. They ask silly questions .

- Magic tricks with Luis Piedrahita

- Stupit inventions of jandro

- Before the science with flippy, now with marron.

- The butterfly effect with marron. That consist in a type of circuit made with objects.

-The kiosk with juan and damian. They talk about the funny things of the magazines.

And to finished the programme , the song ‘go to sleep’ where everybody dance and sing.

Well, I have to say that I’m a fan of this program and I think that is very interesting and funny and I recommend it to everybody.

E-mail: My dreams

Hello Sonia! How are you ?

Well, I don't know how beggin to explain which are my dreams because I have a lot.

I classify my dreams in two groups:

Possible dreams, things that one day could be, and impossible dreams, dreams that never will be real.

My possible dreams , short.term, are pass 2nd of 'batxillerat' with a good mark to enter in the university I want, the 'Universidad Politecnica de Madrid' to study CAFE : 'Ciencies per l'activitat física i l'esport'. It's a bit difficult because a part of the mark I have to pass a few physicall tests to enter. This year I'm playing in a new football team, A.E Roses, that is in a better category than my last team, and I want to score a lot of goals with this team and if it's possible win the league too.

My possible dreams, long term, are live in Madrid and have my own house and my car and a beautyfull girldfriend and when I'll living in Madrid, do the Atletico de Madrid's tests to enter in the team.

About my impossible dreams... I have a lot. I want playing football in the Real Madrid when I'll be older, I want to be rich, be friends with Cristiano Ronaldo, travel to the moon and discovered another planet with intelligence life... I think that the univers is amazing and I should be very happy If one day could travel to the space.

Well, these are my main dreams and goals to the moment and I hope perform them all.